Oh what a beautiful morning.... Oh what a beautiful day. Quoting Oklahoma...only one thing could ever make that happen. My hair is growing on me....even though it's a little too short to hide various forms of sexual evidence. That's the only short-hair draw back I see so far. posted by Beth 11:22 AM . . . Tuesday, January 07, 2003 Have I mentioned that i love my dictionary? Fellatrice: (fa lay tris) a female fellator. Or if'n you're feeling naughty and, heh, I am, Fellatrix (fa lay tricks). Yes, my dictionary is a wonderful thing. I know what you are all thinking: Beth was looking for dirty words in the dictionary again. Well, I wasn't so there! I just happened to come along this one. I wasn't looking up fellatio, or fellator, or fellate, or anything else for that matter. I was just bored and leafing through as is my wont from time to time. I like Fellatrix, I'm gonna use it often. Perhaps I'll make a T-Shirt hehe. Even the boys can get in on the act, um, so to speak. I know some fellas who would like a fellator T-Shirt because, well obviously, they like boys, but maybe we can get some Fellatee T-Shirts for the hetero lads. Hey! I think I just made a word! Fellatee. Well, I liked it... Anyhoo, the tiny tot has made it safe and sound back to Florida. Her original flight on Sunday was delayed which meant she wouldn't have made it back to Florida until 2am so my brother switched her ticket for Monday at 5pm. That one was delayed until 6, then until 7:30pm. She called from the airport when the flight was delayed the second time. Mom asked if the new flight went straight through. Didn't want her switching planes and so forth. Jordan (Tiny Tot) said she wasn't sure, but she thought she might be going to Iceland first. Yeah, you can stop laughing now. Apparently she was listening to all the other flights being announced and got a little confused. There was a problem with the safety hatch on the plane and it didn't leave until 9pm. She did eventually make it back, not via Iceland. posted by Beth 10:22 PM . . .
Have I mentioned that i love my dictionary? Fellatrice: (fa lay tris) a female fellator. Or if'n you're feeling naughty and, heh, I am, Fellatrix (fa lay tricks). Yes, my dictionary is a wonderful thing. I know what you are all thinking: Beth was looking for dirty words in the dictionary again. Well, I wasn't so there! I just happened to come along this one. I wasn't looking up fellatio, or fellator, or fellate, or anything else for that matter. I was just bored and leafing through as is my wont from time to time. I like Fellatrix, I'm gonna use it often. Perhaps I'll make a T-Shirt hehe. Even the boys can get in on the act, um, so to speak. I know some fellas who would like a fellator T-Shirt because, well obviously, they like boys, but maybe we can get some Fellatee T-Shirts for the hetero lads. Hey! I think I just made a word! Fellatee. Well, I liked it... Anyhoo, the tiny tot has made it safe and sound back to Florida. Her original flight on Sunday was delayed which meant she wouldn't have made it back to Florida until 2am so my brother switched her ticket for Monday at 5pm. That one was delayed until 6, then until 7:30pm. She called from the airport when the flight was delayed the second time. Mom asked if the new flight went straight through. Didn't want her switching planes and so forth. Jordan (Tiny Tot) said she wasn't sure, but she thought she might be going to Iceland first. Yeah, you can stop laughing now. Apparently she was listening to all the other flights being announced and got a little confused. There was a problem with the safety hatch on the plane and it didn't leave until 9pm. She did eventually make it back, not via Iceland. posted by Beth 10:22 PM . . .
