I love it when they come crawling back Juan was supposed to call me on Wednesday. Juan did not. Juan called today at 9am to tell me I didn't get the job, but that he might want to use me over the summer. Okay. Then he called me at 12:00, but I missed that call. He just called again and said that I have moved up in the world. Seems I'm hired now. I get to carpool to Baltimore for a business thing tomorrow. He wanted me to come in today for some training, but as I was told I wasn't needed at 9am, I made other plans. So I start actually working next week. I don't know if I have the full time or part time position. I'm kinda hoping for part time so I can still make it to all my eye appointments. All he said when he called back at 1pm was that he wanted to offer me a position. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking Kama Sutra, aren't you? So am I. posted by Beth 1:17 PM . . . Wednesday, May 14, 2003 All hail the king Yummy yummy yummy I've got love in my tummy. Okay, so maybe I don't have love in my tummy, but I do have chicken tenders in there and that's just as good. I'm groovin' on this 99 cent menu at Burger King. 5 piece chicken tender, small onion ring, small diet coke. Makes me all happy. Generally I prefer onion rings over french fries at Burger King. Let's face it, I don't have anyone to be kissing on so onion breath is not an issue here. Anyhoo, usually I prefer onion rings over french fries, but I stole on of my mother's french fries today and they were yummy. Good, but McDonald's fries, even being twice as fattening, are still better than Burger King fries. I'll be sticking to onion rings. Just thought I'd let you know that Burger King fries, at least in my opinion, are getting better. posted by Beth 11:41 PM . . . Monday, May 12, 2003 M is for masturbation May is national masturbation month. Fitting. I'm a horny, horny girl. Usually I'm alright for 2 weeks after I get some. Come that third week without, I go all primal. So why is it that it's barely been 3 full days and I'm feeling an urgent need to prowl? Perhaps I've reverted back to my slut-whore days and I just need penis all the time. Could it be that I simply went and got myself addicted to a certain someone's manhood? This isn't good. If you're a man and you're wearing cologne, please, for your own safety, don't stand too close to me. posted by Beth 9:17 PM . . .
All hail the king Yummy yummy yummy I've got love in my tummy. Okay, so maybe I don't have love in my tummy, but I do have chicken tenders in there and that's just as good. I'm groovin' on this 99 cent menu at Burger King. 5 piece chicken tender, small onion ring, small diet coke. Makes me all happy. Generally I prefer onion rings over french fries at Burger King. Let's face it, I don't have anyone to be kissing on so onion breath is not an issue here. Anyhoo, usually I prefer onion rings over french fries, but I stole on of my mother's french fries today and they were yummy. Good, but McDonald's fries, even being twice as fattening, are still better than Burger King fries. I'll be sticking to onion rings. Just thought I'd let you know that Burger King fries, at least in my opinion, are getting better. posted by Beth 11:41 PM . . . Monday, May 12, 2003 M is for masturbation May is national masturbation month. Fitting. I'm a horny, horny girl. Usually I'm alright for 2 weeks after I get some. Come that third week without, I go all primal. So why is it that it's barely been 3 full days and I'm feeling an urgent need to prowl? Perhaps I've reverted back to my slut-whore days and I just need penis all the time. Could it be that I simply went and got myself addicted to a certain someone's manhood? This isn't good. If you're a man and you're wearing cologne, please, for your own safety, don't stand too close to me. posted by Beth 9:17 PM . . .
M is for masturbation May is national masturbation month. Fitting. I'm a horny, horny girl. Usually I'm alright for 2 weeks after I get some. Come that third week without, I go all primal. So why is it that it's barely been 3 full days and I'm feeling an urgent need to prowl? Perhaps I've reverted back to my slut-whore days and I just need penis all the time. Could it be that I simply went and got myself addicted to a certain someone's manhood? This isn't good. If you're a man and you're wearing cologne, please, for your own safety, don't stand too close to me. posted by Beth 9:17 PM . . .
