Shiver me timbers

Johnny Depp and eyeliner, a glorious combination. Pirates of the Caribbean, I liked it. Truly entertaining. The hottness of Mr. Depp got the better of me, I admitt it, and I spent the better part of the movie with my hand in someone's lap. I apparently started out by running my fingernails along the his knee and inner thigh. I didn't realize this until it was too late, and my hand was in places it shouldn't have been. Good times. Oh Captain Jack Sparrow, the things you make me do.
On a related note, I've been having sex for 10 years. Well, August will be 10 years, and I am just now getting used to sober sex. It scares me a little. I get all nerves and don't know what to do. I've come to the conclusion that sober sex is a good thing, and I should do it more often. This man has marked several firsts for me, but I think this one is the most important. Pity he won't let me give him smouldering, sexxy, smokey, bedroom eyes. He won't wear eyeliner. Damn. Maybe I can convince him to be a pirate for Halloween. Arrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!

posted by Beth 1:36 PM . . .

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You Are a Wild Woman!

Put down the whip and unlace those come-fuck-me boots!


You definitely qualify as kinky - and not just occasionally.


You've exhausted every fantasy, but you're always open to new ones.


Your sexual encounters are usually spiced with role-play, bondage, new positions,
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I may be emotionally unstable, but I'm fun.

posted by Beth 2:04 PM . . .

The patch sans nicotine

The birth control patch. Hmm, I don't know. I can't take birth control anyway, so it doesn't apply to me at all, but I thought I'd discuss it anyway. The commercial says you should switch to this patch thingy if you have trouble remembering to take the pill everyday. You can wear the patch, on various body locations, for up to a week. I think I'd have better luck remembering something everyday. A week gives me 7 days to forget about the damned thing. And that's just what I'd do, forget, because I wouldn't wear it on my arm or on my pelvic bone. No, I'd stick it on my hip in the back wear I (or anyone else) couldn't see it. I'm weird like that.
I did pretty well when I had to take my Feverfew twice a day. I forgot for awhile, but then I made myself little notes that said, TAKE YOUR PILLS.....2X!!!! and put them on my bedroom door, on top of my coffee maker, next to the front door. Anywhere I would be sure to see it and then remember to take my pills.
I have a friend who tried that patch thingy. It just made her nauseous. It also bothered her that sometimes it would start to peel off before her week was up. Anyhoo, the point of this was that I wouldn't be able to remember to do it only once a week. I'd do much better with something I had to do everyday. Yeah, I know. This whole blog entry is pointless. Most of them are though.

posted by Beth 11:37 AM . . .