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A little glimpse inside my head. Be careful. It's a mess in here.

Thursday, February 19, 2004
Pilates update #3

I just remembered that I forgot to do my update this week. I wrote them down, just never blogged them. Here are the results:

waist = 0.5 inches
hips = 1 inch
thighs = 0 inches
week loss 1.5 inches
total loss 4.5 inches

I guess my thighs decided to make my hips do all the work this week. Maybe this week my hips and thighs will both take a break and let my waist reap all the benefits. Here's hoping!

In other news: my stalker, well I can't really call him a stalker. He doesn't really stalk. He lurks. Okay, my lurker has acquired a vehicle. It's a tiny little box shaped, white van. Just big enough to conceal and transport a lifeless body to a secluded dumping area or conceal and transport a bound and gagged body to a secluded killing and dumping area. Either way it's a little disconcerting. See. yesterday morning I was stepping of my porch, preparing to cross to my car when I noticed a van traveling down the street. Since it was a safe distance away, I stepped into the street and fished my keys out of my pocket. While I was unlocking the door the van drove past. Then it backed up the street and stopped next to my car. The driver rolled down the window and waved at me. It was the lurker. I looked at him, then got into my car and locked the door. I didn't want to smile at him or anything that would encourage him; I also didn't want to ignore him completely for fear he would flip out on me and stab me a few times. He drove on down the street. I was waiting for Matilda to warm up and idle down when I saw his back-up lights come on again. He backed up the street for the second time and pulled into the spot behind my car with his engine running. I didn't know what he was doing exactly so I drove away. I looked in my rear view mirror while I was at the stop sign at the end of the street to see what he was doing. He had pulled into my parking spot and was exiting his vehicle. He's weird.


posted by Beth 10:11 PM
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