Proof that I shouldn't sleep....ever


I was having a hard time sleeping last night. Certain blood-thirsty demons needed appeasing among other things. Anyway, minutes where ticking by and turning into hours so I decided I'd better take some sleeping pills. I did. They weren't kicking in fast enough so I started adding an entry to my diary. My actual words on paper diary. If you think I'm gonna put all my personal crap on here for all of you to see, then you are horribly mistaken. You don't need to know how crazy I am. That, however, is not the point, but I'm getting to it.

At some point I fell asleep....and had a very disturbing dream. I dreamt I was having sex with The Incredible Hulk. Yes, the big green guy. The televison show version of The Incredible Hulk. He was completely green, of course, except for his penis which was fire engine red. It was about two feet long and extremely thin and lumpy. It looked exactly like on of those rock candy suckers little mom and pop stores sell. You know, the suckers that are basically big various colored sugar crystals smushed together and placed on a wooden stick. His penis was a two foot long sugar crystal sucker. In my dream I looked at it and laughed which hurt his feelings and angered him slightly. So I did what any red-blooded American slut would do. I bent down to lick it. My tongue touched the middle, it bent a little and then he....well, exploded all over my leg. It was vanilla pudding. The Incredible Hulk shot vanilla pudding from his candy looking penis all over my leg. All I could think in my dream was dear god don't let any of that get in me. I don't want green babies.

So I woke up when my alarm went off feeling greatly disturbed and relieved that it wasn't real. Unfortunately, I slept on my open diary all night and had ink all over my face.

posted by Beth 1:00 AM . . .

This made me smile


Thanx be to the beauteous Sarah






You are Vampire Willow. You are the gothy playful type that likes pain and pleasure as if they were the same thing. The advantage is that you have the ability to draw every eye wherever you go, the bad part is that you're evil, skanky and kinda gay. But you go with your bad self.



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posted by Beth 6:13 PM . . .

I don't know what I should do
I've been so happy
Being so unhappy with you
But I just had a revalation
My heart's been dying of starvation
I need somebody who will feed me

~from Joseph Arthur's Favorite Girl

posted by Beth 4:20 PM . . .