Come into my parlor said the spider to the fly I just got home from Denny's. Went to the bar with Audrey, Chris, Zeke, Christa, Morgan, Matt, and Ryan. Did I leave anyone out? Fuck it, I don't care. Anyhoo, I didn't drink at all. Amazing. While at Denny's, Matt started singing There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly which was odd because that song runs through my head alot (as well as the title to this little entry.) I couldn't remember all of the lyrics, but I knew that I had the book when I was little. I knew I wouldn't be able to sleep until I found it and got that damn song out of my head. I'm lame like that. After a little rummaging, I found the yellow, tattered book. So without further ado, Matt, this one's for you: There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I dunno why she swallowed that fly, Perhaps she'll die. There was an old lady who swallowed a spider, That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. But I dunno why she swallowed that fly - Perhaps she'll die. There was an old lady who swallowed a bird; How absurd, to swallow a bird! She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. But I dunno why she swallowed that fly - Perhaps she'll die There was an old lady who swallowed a cat. Imagine that, she swallowed a cat. She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ... She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. But I dunno why she swallowed that fly Perhaps she'll die There was an old lady who swallowed a dog. What a hog! To swallow a dog! She swallowed the dog to catch the cat. She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ... She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. But I dunno why she swallowed that fly Perhaps she'll die. There was an old lady who swallowed a goat. Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat! She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ... She swallowed the dog to catch the cat. She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ... She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. But I dunno why she swallowed that fly Perhaps she'll die. There was an old lady who swallowed a horse - She's dead, of course. posted by Beth 1:45 AM . . .
