Beware the elusive beth I managed to alienate another person last night. Hot Damn! I tend to make people cry. Don't know why, I just do. I'm mean or so they say. I think I'm pretty tame compared to some other people I know. Anyway, this person didn't cry, although he may be holding his breath until he turns blue and kicking his feet. A friend of mine was sitting on my porch while talking on the phone with the boy she's been seeing. He lives on the next street. Anyway, he tends to burst out into weird voices and noises a lot. Everytime she says anything remotely sentimental to him, he makes fart noises. I asked her "how old is he?" she laughed and said "30 going on 15" I said "sounds more like 12." And he got mad. She told him what I said and he said I don't care what she said. I heard her saying something like that couldn't have made you mad and he hung up on her. If this guy is that easy to piss off, I can't wait to meet him. Hanging up on someone isn't the best way to show your maturity. I wasn't even being nasty, I was just kidding around with his girlfriend. But seriously tho, how many 30 year old divorcees with 2 kids do you know who go around making fart noises and making irritating sounds in public? Lord knows I'm looking for a guy who makes fart noises when I say I love him and can't wait to spend more time with him. posted by Beth 4:29 PM . . .
